Joe Biden plans to solve the border crisis by moving the border to Argentina.

Which Washington Generals lose more? The ones who play the Harlem Globetrotters or the ones at the Pentagon?

Why don’t Democrats annex Central America so their new voters don’t have to make the dangerous journey here?

The people who need bad things to happen to Americans for ratings and advertising support the Democrats. That’s all you need to know.

Murderer Snoop Dogg & the homophobic misogynist Eminem who keeps threatening to kill his wife get the Super Bowl halftime gig while people who sacrifice their lives in service to their country like Col. Stuart Scheller & Lance Cpl. Hunter Clark are jailed or under investigation.

Democrats who try to force you to get a shot are the same people who use to force people to work for free and drink from separate water fountains.

Democrats don’t like slavery anymore. Now they prefer to pay you for your work and then take back 99% of it through taxes, fees and fines.

Name one thing the government does well?

Joe Biden’s approval rating is 81,000,000%.

You gotta spend trillions to steal billions.

What do you think Democrats have offered Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema so far?

Why does the media defend government from you instead of defending you from government?

Name something worse than a career politician.

Joe Biden makes people want to stay young forever.

Are there any Liberals alive today with enough courage and bravery to do what Columbus did?

When will Father’s Day be banned?

What are we supposed to call boy bands now?

China, Russia and Iran just imprisoned dozens of political protesters. Sorry, I meant to say the U.S. did.

Is anyone surprised LeBron James wants Kyrie Irving to take the shot? LeBron always wants someone else to take the shot with the game on the line.

Is the media supposed to protect you from government abuse or help them get away with it?

Who’s Joe Brandon?