Are we still not allowed to mention that bribes to Joe Biden are money laundered through Hunter Biden?

When do we start naming the variants after the vaccines?

If Lebron James cleans his ears does his head cave in?

Why is it racist to name a virus after the country it came from but it’s not racist to name every variant of the same virus using the Greek alphabet?

Since Jussie Smollett is being tried for faking a hate crime, shouldn’t the entire media be charged for faking a hate crime in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial?

LeBron James reminds me of Ted Williams. After they froze Ted’s head.

LeBron James acts like such a girl he makes Barack Obama look like Michelle Obama.

Alec Baldwin____ You shot and killed a woman. You made a horrible mistake and you said it was the worst thing to ever happen to you. Please stop trying to make it the best thing that ever happened to you. #AlecBaldwin #HalynaHutchins #halyna

Joe Biden is fixing the economy like Zac Stacey fixes T.V.s.

After watching Michelle Obama dance we finally have the answer to where's the beef.

Bob Dole (R) fought in World War 2 & literally gave his right arm for his country while saving a fellow soldier’s life yet he lost the 1996 U.S. Presidential election to Bill Clinton (D) who dodged the draft to avoid going to Vietnam & had an affair with a 21-year-old intern.

Are you better off than you were two years ago?

Moses contributed more to rising sea levels than climate change.

Bob Dole and Joe Biden were both long-time U.S. Senators who ran for President while in their 70’s. Bob Dole lost the use of his right arm fighting for America in World War 2. Joe Biden’s son Hunter gets $500,000 for finger-paintings.

The Cuomo Bros. have so much free time now to jump on turtles, collect gold coins and hurdle barrels. Keep them away from the princess.

Why did Jussie Smollett fake a hate crime when he could’ve just made a movie with Alec Baldwin?

Is it weird that the people who talk the most about equality love being treated special?

I believe all women except the ones that find Pete Davidson attractive.

Has Wil Wheaton found work in Hollywood yet?

Joe Biden hates Kamala Harris like Clark Griswold hates Cousin Eddie.

You can sum up the media during Donald Trump’s presidency with two words:
Jussie Smollett