I'll wear a mask in Florida when it starts to smell like New York.

I will not apologize for attacking Ron DeSantis’s cancer-stricken wife until everyone admits their New Year’s resolution is to date me. Happy New Year!

Is the year 2022 or is that the price of a gallon of gas?

Republicans would rather date Lorena Bobbitt than AOC.

AOC and DeSantis are like a little sister arguing with her big brother. Or what Democrats call an Ilhan Omar marriage.

What’s more hypocritical? Me not wearing a mask while vacationing in Florida or me wearing a tax the rich dress to the Met Gala?

Do you need a vaccine to eat at a restaurant in NYC so the rat poop doesn't make you sick?

All the Republicans wanna date me because I’m so pretty and popular but I would never date a Republican unless someone spills red wine on me while I’m wearing my mom’s leather skirt and a Republican offers me $1000 to buy a new skirt in exchange for helping make them popular.

How does Nancy Pelosi take a shower without melting?

Can Barack Obama get the virus if Michelle keeps giving him the jab?

Where were you when you first heard about the 1/6 Capitol protests?

AOC wants to date a Republican because she’s 20 years too old to date a Democrat.

It’s my birthday today!! ☺️🥳🥳🥳🤩😧 I’m 11! 🙋🏼‍♀️

Whatever happened to E-Verify?

Do you trust the Centers for Democrat Communications?

Joe Biden’s approval rating is down to 33% which means 67% of Americans are just mad because they can’t date him.

Do you know who else acted angry and shouted during speeches like Joe Biden?

Who is dumb enough to wear a mask for two years?

What doe Joe Rogan, Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle have in common?

The FBI said the assassination of JFK had nothing to do with the fact that Kennedy was President.

We live in a world where a person is healthy enough to be the greatest tennis player on the planet but that same person is considered so unhealthy they should be denied entry into any civilized country and shunned from society.