How soon can President Trump start building the wall on our northern border?

Justin Trudeau is like Abraham Lincoln but instead of suspending Habeas Corpus to punish slave owners he’s invoked emergency powers to punish truck drivers for honking their horns.

Joe Biden is so weak, Iraq is contemplating invading Kuwait.

If my parents were weak and senile with dementia I would invade my sister’s room.

If this is how things are when the media’s preferred candidate is in office we should never vote for the media’s preferred candidate.

Who would’ve thought the cure for Covid would be Russia invading Ukraine?

If you don’t want to give your hard earned money to people who don’t want to work then you love Putin.

If you’re against defunding the police then you’re for Vladimir Putin.

If you’re not for partial birth abortion then you stand with Vladimir Putin.

If the Democrats hired the stupidest person they could find to pretend to be a Republican to make other Republicans look bad they could not have found a better person than Adam Kinzinger.

This is the state of the Union

Was that the State of the Union or
an episode of The Walking Dead?

Why does Joe Biden speak like he’s eating his own words?

Is Freddie Mac Michelle Obama’s maiden name?

“Go get him” sounds a lot like “let’s go Brandon”.

How could the greatest country in the world have the worst leaders?

Justice Breyer, Kagan & Sotomayor dissented on the death penalty for the Boston Marathon bomber. The next time liberals pretend to care about suffering or use some slight offense for political gain, remember their actions when children were maimed/murdered, not just their words.

Politicians are to Americans what Romans were to Jesus.

You have less money in your pocket because of Joe Biden’s policies. Are you ok with that?

The U.S. is considering invading Ukraine so CNN will stop broadcasting here.