What happens when a woman gets pregnant and decides to have an abortion but her boyfriend identifies as a woman and wants to keep the baby?

It’s Friday. Will Joe Biden head back to Delaware today or will they just tell him Poland is Delaware?

Joe Biden goes to Delaware every weekend because he’s searching every computer repair shop in the state for Hunter’s other laptops.

Do you trust the FBI?

The Hunter Biden laptop story would be the greatest movie ever made if only it weren’t true and harmful to Democrats.

Why hasn’t anyone adapted Harrison Bergeron into a feature-length film?

Joe Biden moves like animatronic fortune teller Zoltar from the movie Big.

Expelling Navy Seals because they don’t want to take a vaccine might be the stupidest thing this country has ever done.

Has anyone ever seen Kathy Griffin and Carrot Top in the same room at the same time?

The only way I’ll watch the Oscars is if they nominate movies from Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Are you ok with censorship?

For the record, the Motion Picture Academy of America fully supports teaching sex to 5 to 8-year-olds and they think it’s comedy and ratings gold.

The Oscar for Best Actor should’ve gone to everyone who laughed at Amy Schumer’s jokes.

Joe Biden’s approval rating sinks one point for each word he whispers in the microphone.

Will Smith should pick on someone his own size like Amy Schumer.

What will happen if I don’t keep Will Smith’s wife’s name out of my mouth?

Does Will Smith think Chris Rock is responsible for gas prices?

What’s the word for adults who want to talk to other people’s 4-year-old children about sex?

Even Michael Richards didn’t get slapped.

Now that Disney has totally ruined all that I personally loved about them growing up here in So. Cal, (for now) who thinks it’s time to give Knotts Berry Farm more love? 👏🥰

Good ol’ Walter Knott, not Walt Disney. 🫤

The old West is sounding real good right now! @ knotts

Who do you want to see at next year’s Oscars as a presenter and as a nominee? I’ll go first. I’d like to see Stephen Colbert presenting and Kevin Sorbo nominated.