The Oscar for Best Actor should’ve gone to everyone who laughed at Amy Schumer’s jokes.

Joe Biden’s approval rating sinks one point for each word he whispers in the microphone.

Will Smith should pick on someone his own size like Amy Schumer.

What will happen if I don’t keep Will Smith’s wife’s name out of my mouth?

Does Will Smith think Chris Rock is responsible for gas prices?

What’s the word for adults who want to talk to other people’s 4-year-old children about sex?

Even Michael Richards didn’t get slapped.

Now that Disney has totally ruined all that I personally loved about them growing up here in So. Cal, (for now) who thinks it’s time to give Knotts Berry Farm more love? 👏🥰

Good ol’ Walter Knott, not Walt Disney. 🫤

The old West is sounding real good right now! @ knotts

Who do you want to see at next year’s Oscars as a presenter and as a nominee? I’ll go first. I’d like to see Stephen Colbert presenting and Kevin Sorbo nominated.

Lia Thomas made history like David made history if Goliath was a woman.

Do we blame Mark
Fuhrman if Jada Pinkett Smith ends up like Nicole Brown Simpson?

In California, kids under the age of 18 can’t get a tattoo on their body but their encouraged to have whole body parts removed

The media defending Will Smith almost like they want people assaulting each other.

Joe Biden is giving the Department of Justice six hours to fire the prosecutor in Delaware investigating Hunter Biden or he’ll withhold aid to Ukraine.

Who was the first man on the moon?

Is MSNBC turning into a beauty pageant once Jen Psaki gets there? Who will be the most beautiful birthing person at MSNBC? Jen Psaki, Rachel Maddow or Joy Reid?

Does Lia Thomas suffer from Alopecia or Female Pattern Baldness?

Will Hunter Biden be allowed to blow paint in prison?

Democrats to propose replacing the Pledge of Allegiance in kindergarten with Let’s Talk About Sex by Salt-N-Pepa.

What’s the word for a country that jails its citizens for over a year without trial on trespassing charges?

2020-Joe Biden (Lawyer)/Kamala Harris (Lawyer)

2016-Hillary Clinton (Lawyer)/Tim Kaine (Lawyer)

2008-Barack Obama (Lawyer)/Joe Biden (Lawyer)

2004-John Kerry (Lawyer)/John Edwards (Lawyer)

2000-Al Gore (Lawyer)/Joe Lieberman (Lawyer)

1992-Bill Clinton(Lawyer)/Al Gore(Lawyer)