In the movie Encanto, Tio Bruno is the only one who can see the future, and Joe Biden’s election, and is the only one who doesn’t have any children. Coincidence?

What’s the word for people who become multi-millionaires after 50 years on a public servant’s salary?

What’s the word for the owner of one of America’s largest newspapers using the Washington Post to publicly smear his rival? #JeffBezos #ElonMusk

Why do liberals hate Ron DeSantis more than they hate pedophiles?

School used to be like Peter Pan’s Neverland. Now teachers want to make it more like Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

Only 3,638 more days until @ willsmith’s next slap at the 104th Grammy’s. 🫣

When the United States 🇺🇸 is not United at all, the whole world should be concerned.

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Can you name one prominent liberal suspended from Twitter?

As we all could have predicted, Biden blames Putin for the bird poopy.
Says we all have to endure price hikes and bird crap for our country. 🇺🇸

What’s the word for a government that punishes its tax paying citizens while rewarding foreigners entering the country illegally?

Good thing the 23 pitchers in major league history who’ve thrown a perfect game didn’t have Dave Roberts as their manager.

What’s the difference between a Democrat and a Communist?

Why haven’t they done a Thundercats movie yet?

Happy Easter! ✝️🙏🐰🐇

Joe Biden’s head got sunburnt at the White House Easter egg roll today and four kids tried to put it in their basket.

Censoring conservatives on Twitter is the same as having a liberal talk radio show without any callers.

100% of people dating liberals think the mask mandates should continue.

How does the party of women and the poor feel about serial adulterer Jeff Bezos using his billions of dollars and the full might of the Washington Post to destroy an independent businesswoman?

It’s such a relief to know that even though birth rates are declining, birthing men can finally start contributing.

What will be the name of the movie made 40 years from now telling of how brave the newspapers were to risk everything and go after the woman who runs Libs of TikTok? Is The Post already taken?