What’s the word for a politician who becomes a millionaire on a public servant’s salary?

Is Joe Biden halfway through rigormortis or did he make direct eye contact with Nancy Pelosi?

POLL:
Who pooped the bed? 💩

A) Amber Heard
B) Joe Biden
C) all of the above

I'd say calling someone a racist is the new boy who cried wolf but liberals would call me a racist.

Do you think the Constitution would’ve been ratified by all 13 Colonies if the 1st Amendment ended with the words “Disinformation Governance Board”?

How come every time Joe Biden speaks it looks like a hostage video?

Joe Biden taught Hunter how to swim by pushing him in the deep end of the swamp.

Will all tweets need to be approved by the Government Disinformation Board or just tweets from conservatives? @ elonmusk

Can @ elonmusk please buy Joe Biden’s speechwriters and pay them to insert the word kleptocracy into every speech?

What happens when the best troll on Twitter buys Twitter?

What’s worse? The Detroit Lions or Detroit?

What are your thoughts on @ elonmusk building electric cars, reusable rockets and hyperloops yet he’s being criticized by a member of Congress who doesn’t know what a garbage disposal is?

Joe Biden representing America is more embarrassing than accidentally telling Michelle Obama you have a bone to pick with her.

AOC thinks @ elonmusk is a men’s cologne.

@ elonmusk versus @ aoc

SpaceX versus Space Cadet

Everything @ elonmusk does makes the world a better place and that makes it harder for Democrats to pander to victimhood and for the media to profit off of bad news.

Joe Biden thinks 9-11 are his work hours.

If Joe Biden was a boxer they would’ve stopped the fight in the first round.

Owning Twitter isn’t rocket science.

Anyone know how to change your direct deposit from your bank account to Chevron?

Joe Biden speaks like he's reading the tattoos on an NBA player.