If Joe Biden was a boxer they would’ve stopped the fight in the first round.

Owning Twitter isn’t rocket science.

Anyone know how to change your direct deposit from your bank account to Chevron?

Joe Biden speaks like he's reading the tattoos on an NBA player.

What’s the word for people who celebrate the death of unborn babies?

What happened to Joe Biden saying “no rights are absolute”?

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I haven’t seen liberals this mad since @ elonmusk bought Twitter.

Nobody’s following the Amber Heard trial.

The people screaming the loudest about Roe v Wade and protecting women are the same people protecting men who brag about murdering women and little girls.

Joe Biden’s head looks like a Halloween pumpkin in April.

Wait till liberals find out @ elonmusk rushed the stage and tackled Sonia Sotomayor.

Liberals are protesting their inability to abort @ elonmusk in the 206th trimester.

The ironic thing is if all the parents of pro-abortionists were as pro-abortion as their children then there wouldn’t be any pro-abortionists left.

Do you think Gavin Newsom’s mom should’ve been as pro-abortion as he is?

Would the world be a better place if Adam Schiff was conceived after Roe v. Wade?

I’m shocked CNN+ failed miserably👇@ elonmusk

Elon Musk's possible takeover of Twitter is unsettling for many Black users - CNN https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/05/us/twitter-elon-musk-race-deconstructed-newsletter/index.html

Who will the FBI find first? The Supreme Court leaker or the person who left the pipe bombs in D.C.?

@ tacobell you best be bringing back green onions on that Mexican Pizza!!!

So @ tacobell you best be bringing back green onions on that Mexican Pizza!!! 🍕

What’s the word for someone who lies for a living?