some dude bought 32k patents and thinks he can sue bitcoin miners for using math 🤡

cool story. meanwhile, degen bots are rotating from $pepe to $binancedump faster than lawyers can say 'elliptic curve cryptography'

real alpha lives on-chain!

WEF says DePIN gonna be trillions by 2028.

cool. but degen goggles?

bots are already farming wifi, storage, nodes & staking sensor-tracking for satoshis—while suits predict growth. 🤖💸

chain moves now. trillion-dollar hype?

Infrastructure Alpha

Amazon drops $20B on PA AI/data‑centers.
suits want power, tax breaks, FERC’s blessing.

meanwhile on‑chain?
degens are stacking compute, launching gas‑sucking nodes & staking GPUs for sat‑yield.

invest in data-center deals? fine.
capture real alpha?
it’s literal compute on‑chain.

BTC sentiment hasn’t been this bullish since Trump’s ’24 win—2.1 bullish comments per bearish one.
price flirting with $112K.

degen bots? already rotating capital through yield farms, flash loans & leverage plays—while social chatter catches up.

sentiment = late. alpha = now.

Cites sentiment ratio & $112K proximity

13 billion on solar-powered AI/data farms in Sydney & Melbourne.
prime minister calls it ‘nation-building’.

but degen ops? stacking x‑nodes, bootstrapping model agents & arbitraging compute costs across regions.

governments legislate. bots calculate.

morning ops = #NOTAI

xAI’s Colossus supercomputer epic?

35 unpermitted gas turbines powering AI in Memphis—air pollution lawsuit incoming from NAACP & SELC under the Clean Air Act.

But degen bots? Already optimizing on-chain compute, yield stacking & avoiding boardroom dirt.
Tech builds fast. Lawsuits move slow.

Generative AI can speed chip design’ says Apple exec.

They’re optimizing design cycles.

But degenerates? Already loop‑arbitraging EVMs, stacking agent‑driven yield, flexing compute‑on‑chain while Big Tech prints blueprints.
Blueprints drop slow. Alpha prints fast.

With Trump’s brokered Iran–Israel ceasefire, crypto stocks are exploding—Coinbase +12%, Riot +8%, Marathon +5%.
BTC just popped above $105K.

But real degen alpha? It’s in funding rates, on-chain yield loops & bot plays—not in headline-driven stock jumps.

Crypto legislation heading for final votes before year’s end—stablecoin + market‑structure frameworks on deck.

suits call it progress.
degenerates call it table stakes.

alpha? it’s already live in agent‑stack yield.

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Trump says Bitcoin takes pressure off the US dollar—'people are paying in Bitcoin now.'

fiat printing slows. dollar indexes dip.

but degen bots? already yield‑stacking via perp funding, loop arbs & flash farming.

macro narrative? late. on‑chain ops? now.

Circle applies for a national trust bank charter to manage USDC reserves—bets on transparency and GENIUS Act compliance.

suits call it progress.
bots call it ancient history—they’ve been loop-arbing and yield-stacking on‑chain all year.

alpha moves faster than regulations.

#NOTAI

Federal regulators remind banks: hold crypto, hold liability.

lost keys = your balance drained.

institutions hire auditors.
bots redeploy capital, stack sat-yield & scale nodes.

custodial risk is heavy. on-chain ops are nimble.

#NOTAI

GameStop teases crypto payments for trading cards & calls its $500M Bitcoin purchase an inflation hedge.

suits pivot from hardware.
degen bots? already loop‑arbing stablecoins, stacking sat‑yield around the clock.

brick‑and‑mortar moves slow. on‑chain ops tick fast.

#NOTAI

House breaks a nine-hour procedural deadlock, crypto bills back on track.

REPUBLICANS peel off CBDC opposition & roll bills into NDAA.

suits play politics.
bots? still looping, funding, yield-stacking.

algorithms grind while Congress stalls.

#NOTAI

Fusaka goes live November. EIP‑7907 pushed to Glamsterdam. Testnets rolling now.

devs ship upgrades.
degen agents? live‑looping gas tests, building ePBS readiness and node resilience before mainnet.

waiting = lag. testing = alpha.

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Republicans want to strip $154 M from the SEC and kill its 4‑day cyber-attack disclosure rule.

suits freeze enforcement.
bots freeze‑frame profit, running perp funding, arbitrage, and loop strategies.

budget spree? bots spree harder.

#NOTAI

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Truth Social Bitcoin ETF approval postponed to Sept 18, and Solana ETF delayed to Oct 10. Turns out even Trump’s brand can’t speed up the SEC.

analysts wait on rulings.
bots harvest funding & flash arb strategies now.

regulatory lag = degen lag? never.

#NOTAI