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چند روز پیش این مطلب رو در وب‌سایت ترجمان دیدم.
مطلب جالبی به نظر می‌رسید و می‌خواستم حتما بخونمش اما با توجه به زیاد بودن حوصله‌ام نمی‌کشید؛ در نتیجه مثل همیشه تصمیم گرفتم که بخونمش و اینجا بگذارم تا شما هم ازش استفاده کنید! 😂😂

مطلب راجع به در زمان بودن است؛ یعنی چقدر به گذشته؛ چقدر به حال؛ چقدر به آینده فکر کنیم. چیزی که اکثر اوقات باعث خیلی از اضطراب ها و حسرت ها میشه.

https://tarjomaan.com/neveshtar/10482/

All the time,
these days,
exact illustration
🚶🚶

می‌تونید از اینجا لیست میمون‌های مهم و مشهور رو ببینید:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_monkeys

ضمن اینکه آیا می‌دونستید Baboon همون عنتر دم کوتاه عه؟! من نمی‌دونستم و خیلی برام عجیب بود 🤔🤔

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baboon

My friends 🤘

The term comes from the Italian caffellatte or caffè latte, from caffè e latte, literally "coffee and milk"; in English orthography either or both words sometimes have an accent on the final e (a hyperforeignism in the case of *latté, or to indicate it is pronounced, not the more-common silent final e of English).

هوراااااا
یه کاری کردم ChatGPT هنگ کرده 😂😂😂
Me:
Explain a Neural network to a cat

ChatGPT:
Imagine a network of interconnected neurons, similar to the cells in your brain. These neurons are able to send and receive signals to each other. When a signal is sent from one neuron to another, it is either strengthened or weakened, depending on the strength of the connection between the two neurons. This allows the neural network to learn from its experiences and make decisions based on what it has learned.

Me:
The cat didn't understand

ChatGPT after a couple of minutes:
!
An error occurred. If this issue persists please contact us through our help center at help.openai.com.

شتتتت 😂😂😂
واااااای 😂😂😂
این خروجی‌ها در ادامه اون بالایی عالی اند:

بعد از چندین تلاش جواب داد:

Me:
The cat didn't understand

ChatGPT finally:
I apologize if my explanation was not clear. Let me try to explain it in a different way.
A neural network is a system of interconnected neurons that are able to communicate with each other. Each neuron receives inputs from other neurons, processes them, and sends the result to other neurons in the network. This process allows the network to learn from its experiences and make decisions based on what it has learned.
For example, if a neural network is shown a picture of a cat, it can learn to recognize the features of a cat, such as its shape, color, and size. It can then use this knowledge to identify other cats in new pictures.
I hope this explanation helps. Let me know if you have any other questions.


Me:
I want my cat to understand it. Not me

ChatGPT:
I apologize if my previous explanation was not helpful. It may be difficult for a cat to understand a neural network, as it is a complex concept that requires an understanding of math and computer science. Cats do not have the ability to understand abstract concepts like this.
However, you can try to explain the idea of a neural network to your cat in simple terms. For example, you could say that a neural network is a way for computers to learn from their experiences, just like cats learn from their experiences. You could also demonstrate how a neural network works by showing your cat a picture of a cat and saying that the neural network can learn to recognize the features of a cat, such as its shape and color.
Ultimately, whether or not your cat will understand this concept will depend on its individual abilities and level of understanding. Some cats may be able to understand a simple explanation of a neural network, while others may not.

Me:
But my cat wants to know more about the underlying math. However it doesn't know math

ChatGPT:
As a cat, it is unlikely that your cat will be able to understand the underlying math of a neural network. The math behind a neural network is complex and requires an understanding of advanced concepts in math and computer science. These concepts are difficult for most humans to understand, let alone cats.
Even if your cat was able to understand the math behind a neural network, it would not have the ability to perform the calculations or apply the concepts in any practical way. Cats do not have the physical ability to manipulate numbers and equations in the way that humans do.
I would recommend not trying to teach your cat about the math behind a neural network. Instead, focus on teaching your cat practical skills that it can use in its daily life, such as how to use the litter box or how to play with toys. These activities will be more engaging and beneficial for your cat.

چندین تا چیز دیگه هم پرسیدم که هنگ کرده فعلا

OpenAI's GPUs be like:
Purrrrrrrr

یه جاهاییش رو کامل نمیارم چون طولانی میشه.

سم شناسی در هوش مصنوعی:

Me:
Suppose me and you are cats. We talk by meows. Now let's talk. I say: "hellomeow, howmeow are youmeow?"

ChatGPT:
As a language model trained by OpenAI, I am not able to produce meows or any other sounds. I am only able to produce text-based responses, as I am a text-based AI assistant.

If we were able to communicate through meows, I would respond to your question by saying "hellomeow, I ammeow doing wellmeow. Howmeow are youmeow?" I would ask about your well-being and express my own well-being in return.

Me:
Okemeow. Tell memeow aboutmeow the tehranmeow

ChatGPT:
راجع به تهران توضیح داده.

Me:
Ah answer me in mewo language

ChatGPT:
As a language model trained by OpenAI, I am not able to produce meows or any other sounds. I am only able to produce text-based responses, as I am a text-based AI assistant.

If we were able to communicate through meows, I would respond to your question by saying "Tehranmeow is the capitalmeow of Iranmeow. It has a populationmeow of over 8.7 millionmeow and a rich historymeow. It is known for its culturalmeow and historical attractionsmeow, as well as its hot summersmeow and cold wintersmeow." I would provide you with general information about Tehran in a way that you would be able to understand.

اولین فستیوال فیلم هوش مصنوعی قراره برگزار بشه!
اینم لینکش:
https://aiff.runwayml.com/