You know this is fake because there is never less than 100 people at the soda fountain wall at Buc-ees
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Return To Normal: Texas Announces They Will Go Back To Shooting People Wearing Masks On The Assumption They're Stagecoach Robbers
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Return To Normal: Texas Announces They Will Go Back To Shooting People Wearing Masks On The Assumption They're Stagecoach Robbers
AUSTIN, TX—In yet another return to normalcy, Texas has announced that effective immediately they will return to their normal mask policy: Anyone wearing a mask is automatically shot, on the assumption that that person is about to rob a stagecoach.“We…
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Why are Democrats always trying to prevent minorities from flying by making them show I.D. at the airport?
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Constitution Comes Forward To Accuse Biden Of Assault
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Constitution Comes Forward To Accuse Biden Of Assault
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Constitution has come forward to accuse Joe Biden of a brutal assault, alleging that the president has maintained an abusive relationship with the document for decades.'I can no longer remain silent,' the document said yesterday. 'It…
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Buttigieg Proposes Separate Highway Lanes For Each Race
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Buttigieg Proposes Separate Highway Lanes For Each Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has proposed a novel plan for promoting equality in our nation's highways system, which literally has racism built into its DNA. His new plan promises to even things out for people of color by giving…
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Report: Conspiracy Theorists Now More Accurate Than Journalists
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Report: Conspiracy Theorists Now More Accurate Than Journalists
U.S. - According to several studies of claims made by both journalists and conspiracy theorists over the last 5 years, conspiracy theorists were determined to be much more accurate than almost all journalists. 'Yeah, the last four years really flipped the…
Wait...face masks are useless? No way (sarcastic shocked face). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7680614/
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Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis
Many countries across the globe utilized medical and non-medical facemasks as non-pharmaceutical intervention for reducing the transmission and infectivity of coronavirus disease-2019 (COVID-19). Although, scientific evidence supporting facemasks’ ...
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Ron DeSantis Reveals Exact Moment He Stopped Listening to Fauci
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Ron DeSantis Reveals Exact Moment He Stopped Listening to Fauci
He was right, too.