I feel for our friends in Texas who will have to eat pork BBQ once their two briskets per person run out.

Cows are awesome. And tasty.

Ammo Vending Machines Arrive at Grocery Stores in Red States

Nothing says ‘Merica like automated vending machines stocked with ammunition.

https://vigilantnews.com/post/ammo-vending-machines-arrive-at-grocery-stores-in-red-states/

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Donald Trump Says Democrats Have Been CAUGHT in the ‘Greatest Cover-Up in Political History’

“They are all co-conspirators in the sinister plot to defraud the American public about the cognitive abilities of the man in the Oval Office.”

Specifically, he calls out:

• Laffin’ Kamala Harris
• Crazy Nancy Pelosi
• Crying Chuck Schumer
• Every Democrat cabinet member and politician

“It was a scam. The American people can never trust this group of liars ever again.”

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There’s something GLORIOUS about watching CNN read this Trump quote live on air.

CNN viewers just got a truth bomb, and it is hilarious.

“Whatever else can be said about crooked Joe Biden, you have to give him credit for one brilliant decision: picking Kamala Harris as his vice president was the greatest insurance policy of all time. If Joe had picked someone even halfway competent, they would have bounced him from his office years ago.”

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In 2022 Jill Biden made the Marine Corps Band compose a special song just for her official White House functions ennoscriptd “Fanfare for the First Lady.” If you think Dr. Biden is going to allow her husband to let go of power willingly, think again.

Andrew Wakefield is a former British scientist who became widely known for his research paper published in 1998, which hinted at a possible link between the MMR (measles, mumps and rubella) vaccine and autism.

https://jermwarfare.com/conversations/andrew-wakefield-on-vaccines-and-autism

The New York Times today published a report revealing that visitor logs show that an expert on Parkinson’s disease visited the White House every month for eight consecutive months.

https://modernity.news/2024/07/08/ny-times-reports-parkinsons-expert-visited-white-house-every-month-for-eight-months-running/

CNN — yes, CNN — is now reporting that Joe Biden's entire presidency is a carefully stage-managed sham. Where Biden walks, what questions he takes from reporters, and even how he interacts with Cabinet members coordinated in advance to hide the state of Biden's decline.

“The entire display is kind of an act." That's not a source describing a Biden speech. It's a source describing Biden's private, closed-door meetings with his own Cabinet.

This is the behavior of a tinpot dictatorship.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/11/politics/joe-biden-age-decline-democrats-angry/index.html

What kind of sorcery is this?

It's time.

H/T @mazemoore

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