"Deadlock feels like you are walking into your friends kitchen and they let you taste the spoon... and then they go back to cooking it."

-Pat 2024

"THE LORD OF BLOOD
SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HIMSELF AGAINST THE ALLEGATIONS, WHERE DRAKE COULD NOT!"

-Woolie 2024

"This time Gay Marriage casts meteor."

-Woolie 2024

"Is it better to be killed by the state, or the people you love?"

-Jackson 2024

"I hate how quenched you are. It pisses me off."

-Jackson 2024

"Well okay so...
I have a child, and I love my child very much so the option of just saying that I would kill myself is no longer on the table... I have to go on for my boy.

But I'd think about it."

-Pat 2024

"If you were not at least a little bit toxic when I met you, I don't think we'd be friends."

-Woolie 2024

"I make decisions with a turtles judgement."

-Jackson 2024

"Hey I have some breaking news by the way.

I would like you guys to know that, as of right now, Virtua Fighter 5 Revo is more popular than Mortal Kombat 1 on Twitch.TV

So, one down."

-Pat 2024

"So like every Spiderman you see is either dog**** or thats actually Peter Parker playing the game."

-Pat 2025

"So what you're saying is the baby fur diaper community denounces Elon Musk?"

-Pat 2024

"There would always be this web forum thing of like "Man look at all this cool shit I can do as Dante in Devil May Cry. I can do all thse crazy moves, can you do those moves in Ninja Gaiden? What does Ninja Gaiden have?" And the answer is it has enemies that fight back.

Ninja Gaiden enemies are trying to kill you."

-Pat 2025

"Well thats of no concern to me cause im eating snakes for money."

-Jackson 2024

"1403 Bohemia sucks by the way."

-Pat 2025

"Expedition 33 is to France the way STALKER is to Ukraine."

-Pat 2025

"What if we kissed in the congugal visit trailer."

-Pat 2025

"No, it was unapologetically generic furry."

-Pat 2025

"I like a woman who will tell me to go kill somebody. I think thats attractive."

-Pat 2025

"Your nuts when you die, its gonna be just a skeleton and two hotwheels cars."

-Jackson 2025

"Also the danger of furries is that you don't know if they're black, and I shouldn't have said danger that was the wrong word to use... that was uh, hmmm."

-Pat 2025