"I like my women the way I like my coffee."
"Strong and black? Heh, just like me."
"White and extra virgin."
"What... That's coconut oil..."
"And all over my balls."
"..."
"And peepee."
"..."
"Go bring me a cup."
"But... I'm your guest..."
"I pressed the button under this table. Guards will be here soon to execute you."
"W-WHAT"
"Just kidding."
"Oh, h-haha, g-got me..."
"You will be tortured instead."
"PLEASEEEE"
"I like it strong and black too, btw."