Me when the cops are raiding my place because they want to confiscate my time machine, and going back when, for cheap gas.

"For the last time, we don't have a veteran's discount sir, this is a Wendy's."

"another billion for Ukraine, and a billion and a half for Israel"

There's no jobs, someone's gotta wife her lads. Who's gonna step up?

(you probably can't fix her)

Do you think Ichiago Tomago flashes his petco-made dog tags at Chile's for the free veterans day meals