Maybe your Tax dollars can buy them a second goat.

Mmm tasty Motrin

I was really desperately trying to find a way to make this related to this page and I got it. That sweaty fat fuck, looks like Gomer Pyle. Rest in piss.

How is that not the first thing you saw? Especially in the pic on the left.

Instead of suck starting a rifle he sucked 5 billion cheeseburgers.

Plot twist, FA is under audit or some shit and that retard only faked his death to run away from being accountable, like he's been doing for the last 25 years in the community.

I love my Gordy gun, it's lighter and not weighed down with 8 pounds of shit in the same way my DDMK12 or MK18 is.

Return to tradition.