A most ceremonious "Nope"

Taxpayers already paid for the jets and GBU's. It would be irresponsible not to use them.

KC135 Nuclear Scramble

2000+ rounds of 10mm fit into a 50cal can

Admit nothing, Deny everything, make counter accusations.

Did you know there is a Scottish penguin who is a Major General of the Norwegian army, and also a knight and lord of Norway, with his own territory

Periodically Norwegian soldiers from his regiment will visit Major General Olav in Edinburgh, where he duely inspects them