Però non credo sarei riuscito a finirlo prima di addormentarmi
Forwarded from eternal cringe
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop
The age of her body doesn't matter. In the end, flesh is just a high-quality biomachine.
Forwarded from mamode wan meem (Mamode ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ)
Forwarded from 🪖Selva Zanesca [Elmettismo edition]🪖 (Zani)
Chi è la tipa che ha insultato Milano Sud su discord
Forwarded from 🪖Selva Zanesca [Elmettismo edition]🪖 (Zani)
Voglio conoscerla
Forwarded from 🪖Selva Zanesca [Elmettismo edition]🪖 (Zani)
Uno di milano sud ti punta il ferro addosso
Che fai?
Che fai?
Per prendere Takano ho dovuto rinunciare a Maria di Hakomari
Forwarded from SCIMMJA - La nuova era
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Forwarded from 【𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙛 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙤】 (Mik)
"After all, that ring... Doesn't suit you. "
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