Boy: You Look Exactly Like My Wife.... Girl: Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy: I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)

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Are you british?

because I want you to colonize me😊💦


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you don't need make up

because there's nothing to make up for😉☺️

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Dirty pickup line 💦

You made my whole week now come make make my hole weak 🥵😍

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Flirty School Pick-Up Vibes🤩

Are you the school bus driver? You should take me home.

Are you the school staircase? Because you take my breath away.

Can I buy you lunch? Or would you rather have my allowance?

Can you help me with this math problem? I need to find x, where x is your home address .

Do you know what’s the most noteworthy thing in our previous class? You.

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Science pick up lines🔭

1. Is your nickname glucose? Because you’re pretty darn sweet.

2. I swear, I won’t take our love for granite.

3. I have my ion you.

4. I have all these extra electrons—mind if I give you some and create a spark?

5. Wow, you breathe oxygen too? We already have so much in common.

6. I’d call our bond covalent—it’s pretty strong.

7. If you love water, good news—you already love 60 percent of me.

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I’m not playing cards but I think I’m about to pull a queen👸🥰

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My friend in the CIA told me your secret.

That you have a major crush on me.☺️

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If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me. 😌

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Her: I have a boyfriend
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Me: can he fight?

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