Man: I recently read an article that said 92% of women masturbate in the shower, and the other 8% sing. Do you have any idea what song they sing?

Woman: No?

Man: Starts giggling

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Is your mom's name practice

Cause practice makes perfect☺️❤️

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Once you will be with me i will make you laugh like 'hahahaha'

And if the things will be going well i will remove the letter 'h'

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you a dj cause my heart has some beats for you 🫀

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💥Women's Snappy Comebacks p.1😜🔥

Man : Haven't we met before?
Woman : Yes, am the receptionist at the VD Clinic.🤬

Man : Haven't i seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.🔥

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if u sit down🤯

Man : So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman : Well i don't know. Will two ppl fit under a rock?🤡

Man : Your place or mine?
Woman : Both. You go to urs and i'll go to mine.🥰

Man : I'd like to call u. What's ur number?
Woman : It's in the phone book😁

Man : But i don't know yur name,
Woman : That's in the phone book too👍


Which one u like? Show reactions! (🤬🔥🤯🤡🥰😁👍)

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Is your a$$ the new Snapchat filter?

Cause i would love it on my face.🙈😜

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Me: Babe Do you Love yourself
Her:Yes

Me: Are you Sure

Her: Yes Why 🤨

Me: I think we both Love the same Person 🥰💘

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💞Flirty Comebacks🤩

I don't miss, I kiss!😜

You don't miss me. You just miss my sexy style.😌

And you are in my inappropriate thoughts.🙂

Let's meet up then! *wink*😄

I miss all 7 inches of you.😋

I miss the days when you used to miss me.🥹

Oh yeah? What did you miss about me?😃

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what's the difference between me and super Mario??

He only knows how to lay pipe but i know how to take it ;)

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