A person that has kept me alert and informed, as well as happy at heart is my good friend Jay le Trump.
For the heaviest of truth bombs (proceed with caution) subscribe to his channel at @jayletrump

Ik steun het Oekraïense volk!

I Support the Ukrainian people!

I support Guy and the Flemish house in Nineveh

WE WILL FOREVER SUPPORT YOU PIM FORTUNE

Dank u vrienden

Thank u frienden

I am a proud Dutchman and that is why I sometimes like to eat PATATJE WAR or fries with peanut sauce and mayo and onions (some places don't add onions). This is how we have been doing this for years in the NETHERLANDS and I don't care what people think now that a potato war "is no longer of this time".. NOTHING at all!!! I don't care because I just keep calling it a patatje war just like I and many others have always done and always will continue to do whatever is going on in the world because that is EXACTLY what we need to defend in times like this, namely our culture and our individuality and we cannot just throw that away because it does not make people happy. I always say dissatisfied? then you can go somewhere else where they don't call it patatje (or fries) war, because that is something very Dutch!

Are you eens with it? Then share!

IK ZAL VERSCHIJNEN VOLGENDE MAAND OP HET BINNENHOF MAAR ENKEL ALS GENOEG MENSEN KOMEN. ALLE LPF KIEZERS DIENEN OP TE DAGEN!

To all my Dutch followers: Pim Fortune will appear in the inside court tomorrow in The Hague if enough of his and my followers show up.

IK ZAL VERSCHIJNEN OM 2 UUR 18

I did not appear at 18 past 2.
Here is why:

The Dark Wizard and usurper Thierry Baudet used his necromancy to keep me in the spirit realm. He used Islamo-Judaic Kabalah techniques in this spiritual attack against me. Now I need to rest for a week or 3. I will try to come and appear at The Hedge then. The evil Wizard Baudet needs to be sacrificed to Melqart-Hercules though, otherwise my portal will be disturbed by his primitive black magic.

In 3 weeks i will expose all kechbahtjes

AT YOUR SERVICE!

MY FOLLOWERS

I will appear on the 6th of may in Rotterdam near my shrine. As always I expect a mass attendence. Be there or you will be excluded from Jannah (a liveable Netherlands)

All defectors will be placed under an eternal regime of purple. This most primordial of torments would leave even the strongest disbeliever in ruins!

Islam is retarded (as in backwards), but even more retarded are the disbelievers!
Force them to believe and if they refuse, strike upon their necks with great vengeance!
It is My will!

Do this conditioning workout if you're running short on time/couldn't make it to the gym:

100 jumping jacks
75 air squats
50 pushups
25 burpees

one exercise after the other, take a quick breather if needed and keep getting after it jocko style until you reached each number.

No excuses, soldiers.

Signed Lt. Qmndr. Groypenchief of the Iron Gates

You need conditioning as well!
I suggest you, my follower, to partake in the following daily routines:

-affirm my existence and eternal life 25 times, spread across the day
-read 60 pages of my written work
-watch 5 videos on YouTube of my best moments
-listen to Lange Frans and Baas B - Kamervragen 7 times


Also you have to visit my memorial plaque at least once in your life

My strongest soldier

Many of my loyal followers ask me why I switched to English.
Well it is because I am a true dandy and gentleman, unlike the usurper Rutte. The lying thief.

Many people doubt I have the power to appear! People think I will forsake you on the 6th of may! Allow me to prove my powers.....
In this video-graphic piece of evidence you can see me appear out of thin air when invoked!

The liberal elite will know my power!