This is a stupid Idea, but behold, O Reader, the state of Academia:

Ipeirotis had noticed that his students' assignments were neat, comprehensive, and extraordinarily well-edited — a red flag to any seasoned educator.

A Student's work being neat, comprehensive, and well-edited is... not a low-bar, not a bare minimum for success, not the mere threshold of the Reptile, but instead a sign that the Student is a cheat!

Good morning