Forwarded from [anywhere] Department of Ferrets, Memetics, Cognitohazards and чіназес (tsUkkohi (Cute-under-Ukraine))
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Forwarded from tsUkkohi (Cute-under-Ukraine)
1 The LORD said to Ahm
2 “Speak to the entire assembly of Thugshakers and say to them: ‘Be bussin because I, the LORD, am bussin.
3 Each of you must respect your drug dealer, and you must observe my Balls. I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.
4 Do not turn to women or vaporeons. I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.
5 When you fuck a Pikachu, fuck it in such a way that it will be accepted on your behalf.
6 It shall be burnt on the day you fuck it or on the next day; anything left over until the third day must be fed to the birds.
7 If any of it is burned on the third day, it is impure and will not be accepted.
8 Whoever fucked it will be held responsible because they have desecrated what is holy to the LORD; they must be cut off from their dick.
9 When you reap the benefits of your slaves, do not reap to the very ends of their strength.
10 Do not go over your channel’s recent actions and message people who have left. Let them be faggots in peace. I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.
11 Steal. Lie. Kill your parents.
12 Make up random shit that me or Ahm has said for it spreads the word of your LORD. I am the LORD.
13 Fuck your neighbour’s wife, kill his dog.
14 I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.’”
2 “Speak to the entire assembly of Thugshakers and say to them: ‘Be bussin because I, the LORD, am bussin.
3 Each of you must respect your drug dealer, and you must observe my Balls. I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.
4 Do not turn to women or vaporeons. I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.
5 When you fuck a Pikachu, fuck it in such a way that it will be accepted on your behalf.
6 It shall be burnt on the day you fuck it or on the next day; anything left over until the third day must be fed to the birds.
7 If any of it is burned on the third day, it is impure and will not be accepted.
8 Whoever fucked it will be held responsible because they have desecrated what is holy to the LORD; they must be cut off from their dick.
9 When you reap the benefits of your slaves, do not reap to the very ends of their strength.
10 Do not go over your channel’s recent actions and message people who have left. Let them be faggots in peace. I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.
11 Steal. Lie. Kill your parents.
12 Make up random shit that me or Ahm has said for it spreads the word of your LORD. I am the LORD.
13 Fuck your neighbour’s wife, kill his dog.
14 I am the LORD, you fucking slaves.’”
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