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Forwarded from The Dailyjak
>I could just forgive everyone for their sins
>OR... I could impregnate a 13 year old, force her to give birth to my clone, have him preach for me and perform oddly specific miracles, then have said clone executed on a cross (has to be a cross or the plan wont work) and then resurrect him a few days later, then only forgive people who worship this clone
>OR... I could impregnate a 13 year old, force her to give birth to my clone, have him preach for me and perform oddly specific miracles, then have said clone executed on a cross (has to be a cross or the plan wont work) and then resurrect him a few days later, then only forgive people who worship this clone
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This McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 11. The West has fallen…
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