>why the FUCK are you drinking pepsi you fucking retard, i filled this entire planet with yummy water to give you life. drink some fucking water right no--
>NO NOT THAT WATER YOU MOUTH BREATHER I PUT THE BRAIN EATING AMOEBAS IN THAT WATER! OH MY FUCKING ME!!!!! YOU FUCKING MORON!!! NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR BRAIN AND SKULL TURNED INTO SLUSH AND DIE!!!!

@dailyjak