>be me
>show up at first date
>leather jacket, I look just like an SS
>feeling good
>she greets me
>take swab out of my pocket
>stick it in her nose
>dumb roastie asks what the fuck am I doing
>"you need to take a dna test before we can breed"
>shine my phone flashlight in her eyes
>philosopher caste
>nice.jpeg
>sit down
>ok anon make small talk, you can do this
>start talking about the gore video of a nigger getting rekt by a shotgun you saw yesterday and reciting bhagavad gita by heart
>mfw she stands up and leaves
>I fucking hate women