You will own nothing, everything will be a subnoscription, and you will like it.

in a pit of salt and pure capsaicin

This is why hydrogen and biodiesel ICE engines are unironically the best step forward for environmental awareness. EV's consume so much lithium and the pollution used to make the batteries for them are so much more cancerous and polluting that you'd be unironically doing more good for the environment by throwing lead batteries into the ocean

You can also dismantle all the computer bullshit that controls these engines and force them to run off a carburetor when worse comes to worst

EV's are the iphone of the car world and are infinitely worse in every metric compared to not even the competition, literally just everything else

ahem merry christmas you retards