Ops be hating on real niggas to this day

this random thumbs up jpeg has me cackling

>be me
>be chiseled jaw aryan nordic chad Ubermensch going to the store to buy pasteurised milk
>comically brown opioid parasite laying against a wall tries to assaults me
>swing open my genuine Wehrmacht coat (yeah haha, family heirloom.)
>instantly reveal my open carry self defense machete
>negroid shrinks in fear and climbs away shrieking
>a couple of white girls are giggling and checking me out
>store clerk offers me a 10% discount on sunscreen and calls me their favourite customer

I wasn't ever a fan of the Romanov family, but after seeing this comic I think I changed my mind completely