Me

I wonder what he means by “events that never happened”

which one of you is fucking my voodoo doll i came 3 times in my sleep tonight

Super Smash Bros fans after super smashing eachother or something(idk what the game is)

is this real

Stalin: "I want social justice, free healthcare and Trans ideology"

Millions of Russian Christians: *Die of starvation*

And then a 14 y/o Biden supporter will come up to you and tell you that socialism works 😂😂😂😅

You wake up in this mans arms. He is the only fire fighter who survived and you're all alone. He carries you to safety and starts to undress you because your clothes are destroyed by the fire. He starts to take off his uniform showing a jockstrap ith a huge bulge and says "It gets bigger when it's warm you know". He then starts to hold you because you're shaking from trauma. He doesn't call for backup so no one else will come. Wyd?