Everyone has a reason as to why TCOAAL is degenerate until this guy shows up

>presidential assassination attempt
>everyone has already forgotten about it

>Olympics
>coordinated arson attack against the french railway signalling system
>already old news

yet another win for nothing ever happens

when was the last time something happened?
exactly

time to make an apology form to mr "nothing will ever happen"

boomers are really trying to resurrect the trump attempt by saying it was a jfk tier conspiracy.....

GOATs don't miss

Wrong picture dum dum

The fact that the informed voting public chose this subhuman *after* reagan is proof that democracy should be abolished

Every democrat after LBJ has glazed and sucked off republicans every step of the way in dismantling new deal institutions, Bill Clinton makes Thatcher look like a communist dictator

Me leaving the time machine after helping hinkley “finish the job”

/ask write me a short poem about my wife being hit by me with a Nintendo switch controller while I am in extreme pain and dilating, make it the worst poem most horribly written you can

Oh wife, dear wife, in the room's dim light,
Nintendo controller, it took flight,
In agony, my body did contort,
Dilated pain, a cruel sport.

Controller spun, a misguided missile,
Your forehead met plastic, oh so fickle,
In my anguish, I did not foresee,
The chaos caused by poor, pained me.