/ask write me a short poem about my wife being hit by me with a Nintendo switch controller while I am in extreme pain and dilating, make it the worst poem most horribly written you can

Oh wife, dear wife, in the room's dim light,
Nintendo controller, it took flight,
In agony, my body did contort,
Dilated pain, a cruel sport.

Controller spun, a misguided missile,
Your forehead met plastic, oh so fickle,
In my anguish, I did not foresee,
The chaos caused by poor, pained me.

In ancient realms where whispers weave,
A tale of Yakub, minds conceive,
With alchemy of genes to mold,
A new race born, their tale unfolds.

In deserts vast, they took their stride,
With clever guile, they did confide,
In Mecca's heart, where faith was pure,
Their tricknology ensnared, obscure.

Yet beauty in resistance flamed,
For hearts unchained could not be tamed,
As shadows fell, the dawn would rise,
In Mecca's soul, truth never dies.

Michael Taveras, first result I got for uploading a pic of Amadeo Bordiga

Dennis Hoe, first pic i got for uploading Pol Pot LMAO

Is there a fucking chud blacklist on telegram

The following federations have caused h to be banned in chats:
- 16710b18-5cb4-47f1-bdcb-b52670b71d78: Project Nuremberg
- 21cf6ab3-1d06-466b-9466-f713922511bb: Put-together-explosive-banhammer
- 2beade68-50be-4b7d-8281-69ad32137013: put-together-chats
- fc08463f-1ae7-41b3-a052-c39f58a2894f: Alliance of Evil Queers

If you would like to know more about the fedban reason in a specific federation, use /fbanstat <UserID> <FedID>.

h [924256630] is currently banned in Alliance of Evil Queers.
Reason:
Bizarre racist ranting

Date of ban: 15/07/2023

apparently some group of obese fart feeding fetishist furries have branded me a chud and problematic

I can't fucking believe I was like so worried thinking about who and what I've said to hurt someone like that and THIS is the answer I get

this is how to know youve made it

most of them(including the owner) are diagnosed autistic, that pretty much explains everything. seriously please don't harass them.

I was over at my dads house today helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the work we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.

Vice President Harris was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school), "You know what? She ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Oakland Kam's got my vote this year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of "Yes sir" and "Damn Straight" from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.