(I gasp awake, clutching my chest after quitting weed cold turkey)
Gf: Again?
Me: I felt the orcs blade pierce my heart as my elven kin died
Her: Helms deep isn’t real baby
(I reach for my bong)
Her: No! The job search!
Me: You weren’t there! Some things is bigger than jobs
Gf: Again?
Me: I felt the orcs blade pierce my heart as my elven kin died
Her: Helms deep isn’t real baby
(I reach for my bong)
Her: No! The job search!
Me: You weren’t there! Some things is bigger than jobs
(Chuckling to myself) sorry groyper.. the soybeard gets the girl in the end. Right babe?
Breadwinning girlfriend muting her work call: What?
Me: look at what this groyper said to me on twit-
Her: Stop. (Unmuting) sorry Ted my son’s cocomelon turned off. We’re good for Florida?
Breadwinning girlfriend muting her work call: What?
Me: look at what this groyper said to me on twit-
Her: Stop. (Unmuting) sorry Ted my son’s cocomelon turned off. We’re good for Florida?
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Forwarded from Anticapitalist Surrealism 🚩🦾🔻 (Francesco Tankready)
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this is what will happen if yall try to pull the fourth reich
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White leftists have reached such levels of shelteredness and privilege that telling them they should confront and resolve their irrational(and harmful) insecurities and anxieties makes you a horrible person for even mentioning it.
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