Forwarded from Marxist Book Club 🆎💺🏴☠🤖🦾
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Forwarded from [anywhere] Department of Ferrets, Memetics, Cognitohazards and чіназес (ܛܐܪܩ 🌲☀️🇵🇸)
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Forwarded from P \o
Joke time !
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organised by the Italians😂😂😂😂
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organised by the Italians😂😂😂😂
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*does a big jump*
Breadwinning gf working late: wow 😊 big one
Me: maybe my biggest one yet
Her: yup (huge swig of wine)
Me: did u ever play elder scrolls oblivion
Her: no
Me: that sucks. I wish that could be my job. Why do u have ur gun out
Her: no reason
*jumps* ok
Breadwinning gf working late: wow 😊 big one
Me: maybe my biggest one yet
Her: yup (huge swig of wine)
Me: did u ever play elder scrolls oblivion
Her: no
Me: that sucks. I wish that could be my job. Why do u have ur gun out
Her: no reason
*jumps* ok
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