*does a big jump*

Breadwinning gf working late: wow 😊 big one

Me: maybe my biggest one yet

Her: yup (huge swig of wine)

Me: did u ever play elder scrolls oblivion

Her: no

Me: that sucks. I wish that could be my job. Why do u have ur gun out

Her: no reason

*jumps* ok

Пацаны, я заебался

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А этого я изнасилую ЛИЧНО

сколько админов в этом ебучем канале, где моя админка чтобы удалять ваши высеры

See this is why i hate the electoral college. Why should peoples lives be put in danger because the opinions of 7 flyover country bums be pushed into national spotlight?