Politics a lot like SpongeBob... 🤔

Biden = SpongeBob 🧽
Trump = Plankton 🐠
Plankton always want White House is Krusty Krab
Constitution = Secret Formula 📜
Americans = hungry customers
Voting kind of like ordering the Krabby Patty 🍔
Make America Great Again = "I'm ready!"

you guys don't understand im actually pro-women i make sure at least 50 percent of the slaves in my rape dungeon are female

Babe my parents are gonna love you!

Me so high Im starting to get scared: 😀

Sign out front of her parents house: 𝒲ℯ𝓁𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝓉ℴ ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝓟𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓱

Me: I’ve gotra get the fuck out of here