If George Floyd was alive he would vote for Donald Trump.

“So, the bidet sprayed E. coli into your urethra? Right. Was Grindr guy holding the nozzle for you, or is that just a coincidence?”

Quoting molson 🧠⚙️ (@Molson_Hart)

I’ve been peeing blood for four days because I got a bidet.

Monday night : I feel sick.…