How about I take my motherfucking goddamn covenant, chase you down in the middle of the motherfucking snow you're running. You see a bunch of us in black cloaks, running towards you. You see me in a gold cloak, big, tall, muscular, evil ass motherfucker running at you.

First I start off like this, cause I don't need my whole speed to catch you, then I see you start to speed up, then I start speeding. Then I just go *points fingers at his left and right with each hand* and I just sic my whole covenant, and they're just chasing you. Running at you like wolves in black, in black capes.


They tackle you.

*AAAAAUGGHHHHH*

Ron this is you right? I'm me this is you. Tackle you.

*AAAAAAAAGH*

Grab you, I call over rocks, I signal him. Rocks comes from behind you. I have all my covenant cloaks ripping off your cloths, you're aSS naked in the snow you're stuck.

*muffled pleading cries*

Like this: *Does a spread eagle on the ground*

Just stuck, and they hold you *incoherent muffled screams*

I'm like: (through gritted teeth) ROCKS! I make the snap. Rocks rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC junior. On the fucking right ass cheek on the left, while all my covenant cloaks hold you down, and he just forcefully FUCKS you, and CHOKES you like: MMHMMMM, MHMMM YOU LIKE THAT? *muffled crying* And he just whoops you butt naked and just humiliate you. And I command my whole cloaks, to stand around you and ejaculate and bust nuts all over your frozen body, while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow bitch ass nigga. Suck my dick.

Thank you for that 14 measly dollars too FAGGOT.

Harrier du Bois when the disco is elysium: