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"waaaa my mom died because united healthcare has bad coverage"
Little bro you chose the plan 😭🫵

hawk 1: where's hawk 3?
hawk 2: uhh
those who know💀

Naw dawg he's a fucking modern american hero

Friendly reminder that it is your god given right to know beyond all resonable double that someone is guilty but still refuse to convict them on principle and you cannot be punished for it. It's a fundamental constitutional aspect of the american judicial system.