I bought some donuts that taste like shit and instead of throwing them away I starve myself every day so I get hungry enough that when I eat those donuts they taste good

You shall try a dry, yellow piece of lard after eating nothing for a week

*Wokely* The female role is inherently humiliating and a morally inferior role during sex

Dudes who never worked a job but brag about a 4.0 college gpa be like