I remember my friend told me he was molested by a family member and I said “Man that’s awful I’m so sorry”, and he said “Yeah I was only sixteen”. And it’s like sixteen, bro? Isn’t that kind of old? Are you sure you didn’t just have gay sex with your uncle?
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"i hate black people so much my biggest dream is living constantly surrounded by them and also outnumbered 1 to 10"
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Forwarded from پیشی کده (Commandante ShabGard)
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Chicken noodle soup 🗣🗣🗣 schnitzel 🗣🗣🗣 Falafel 🗣🗣🗣
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Forwarded from Socialism Beer
>"two college dropouts and a dream"
>swearwords in menu items
>"quality ingredients because we give a shit"
>excessively tattooed, heavily bearded staff
>man buns
>burgers start at $20
>something with truffle oil on the menu
>exposed brick
>edison bulbs
> an enormous chalkboard with drawings of marvel characters, my neighbor totoro, pokemon, etc
>faux typewriter fonts
>1,000,000 available local craft beers with colorful Super Mario Elsa Spiderman SpongeBob labels
>the word "cock" in one of the chicken items
>every table has sriracha
> 00s dad indie music playing (mgmt, white stripes, decemberists, etc)
>"The OG" (it's just a regular cheeseburger)
>a TV that's connected to some beer nerd app where you can log in and display whatever thrice-hopped pineapple upside-down cake IPA you ordered
>"Anal Andy's All-You-Can-Eat-Out Butthole Burner Buffet XXXXXX So Hot You'll Shit Piss Cum Fart Shit Your Pants (in that order) 5 Quintillion Satan's Hemorrhoids Lava Shart Sauce" at the sauce station
>you're expected to bus your own table
>bathroom sign that says "man, woman, nonbinary, whatever, just wash your hands"
>a poster of a cow and/or pig that has been sectioned and labeled into different cuts of meats
>metal bar height chairs
>"locally sourced, farm to table, ethical, eco-conscious"
>swearwords in menu items
>"quality ingredients because we give a shit"
>excessively tattooed, heavily bearded staff
>man buns
>burgers start at $20
>something with truffle oil on the menu
>exposed brick
>edison bulbs
> an enormous chalkboard with drawings of marvel characters, my neighbor totoro, pokemon, etc
>faux typewriter fonts
>1,000,000 available local craft beers with colorful Super Mario Elsa Spiderman SpongeBob labels
>the word "cock" in one of the chicken items
>every table has sriracha
> 00s dad indie music playing (mgmt, white stripes, decemberists, etc)
>"The OG" (it's just a regular cheeseburger)
>a TV that's connected to some beer nerd app where you can log in and display whatever thrice-hopped pineapple upside-down cake IPA you ordered
>"Anal Andy's All-You-Can-Eat-Out Butthole Burner Buffet XXXXXX So Hot You'll Shit Piss Cum Fart Shit Your Pants (in that order) 5 Quintillion Satan's Hemorrhoids Lava Shart Sauce" at the sauce station
>you're expected to bus your own table
>bathroom sign that says "man, woman, nonbinary, whatever, just wash your hands"
>a poster of a cow and/or pig that has been sectioned and labeled into different cuts of meats
>metal bar height chairs
>"locally sourced, farm to table, ethical, eco-conscious"
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Having peasants in central europe more than a hundred years after your industrial revolution is so commie-coded
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Why are Ancaps always so obssessed about deficit spending? Deficit spending benefits the capitalists the most, they should love that shit
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Also a reminder, Inflation hits creditors(capitalists) a lot lot more than the working class, because inflation massively devalues debt and incomes mostly jump back up with a bit of delay after inflation ramps up. but the debt and the interest is irreversibly devalued which makes paying debt back a lot easier.
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