man ordered XXXL and it was still too small

Whoever invented having a couple beers after work was a genius

Daily affirmation
I am not a used up whore
I have not hit twink death
I will find love
I AM WHITE!!

It's that time of day again

THEY'RE ADVERTISING SIZZURP ITS TIME TO GET TURNT

When i crash the economy (im bored)

America 9:30 AM tomorrow: