Absolutely devastated. I've been up all night crying.

I read an article which states you can screen someone as being a North Korean IT worker by requesting they say "Fuck Kim Jung Un".

I decided to test it out.

I picked up my newborn son and requested he say "Fuck Kim Jung Un". He wouldn't say it. Instead he looked to the left, to the right, and then made weird grunting noises.

I'm devastated. I had no idea my 1 month old son was actually a North Korean remote IT specialist trying to commit corporate espionage.

Parents, any idea how to handle your newborn child being a state-sponsored Threat Actor from North Korea?

>be hasan
>air and praise actual terrorists
>claim america deserved 9/11
>”why am i getting interviewed by the DHS my dudes??!”

WHAT

Can the crakkkah genocide in south africa pls be real

🏛️🇱🇷‼️ - The Trump administration warns all Americans to check any plants bought under the Biden regime for electronics

👉 It is suspected that Democrats planted these electronics to make the wives of Patriots more likely to nag.

🎣 The devices may also intensify your ambient signals, causing fish to be less likely to bite

‼️ Patriots who removed the Biden plants from their homes report immediate improvements

according to the aspirants of Challenged Sorcerer being against genocide is worse than raping children