When Atlantic civilization declares war on Iran remember to take your male war brides

This is what awaits, take your fill

Admin 1 future war crime tribunal for Iranian war brides

🚨🤝 BREAKING PEACE DEAL

👉 The US has just officially signed a peace deal between Iran and Israel.

📱 To show good faith, the US has given the entire Iranian regime gilded Trump T1 phones. Trump has promised them each a 'special call' 🤩

🕊☮️ PEACE WINS

👉🚨 BREAKING NEWS

Yesterday Iran promised a surprise that would be remembered for centuries. After thorough inspections, it appears the Ayatollah left a big 'surprise' in his diaper...

THESE ARE SICK, SICK PEOPLE, FOLKS ‼️🤮

"In North Korea, imprisoned laborers are given additional jail time if they get injured doing unpaid heavy labor at factory farms"

"SIKE it's actually here in Missouri!"

Soviet people be like: nothing ever happens

And we’ll never get tired of lung particles folx

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my own cooking skills.