https://www.kgw.com/article/news/investigations/a-mcminnville-woman-and-her-sister-find-themselves-with-a-dark-family-secret-and-nearly-100000-in-social-security-debt/283-d2494249-3e75-4f7a-9dba-359ed0527fb8
>be cheating bastard in 1968
>be married, have two daughters
>go on "hunting trip"
>actually running away with mistress, abandon family, get declared legally dead 7 years later
>abandoned family is paid $80,000 by the social security administration in survivors benefits

>be same cheating bastard in 2015, on your death bead, dying of pneumonia
>spend your last days on earth contacting the social security administration to get an agent to your bed side in hospital to confess to them you've been lying to the totally very harmed US government for the past 40 years
>don't even confess to your abandoned family
>dies
>SSA sends a lovely letter to the family you abandoned 40 years ago and tells them their cheating bastard of a patriarch was alive the entire time. and that they also want $100,000 paid to them in a few days because you weren't actually dead and thus ackshually your abandoned family was "overpaid"

wtf did his exwife do to him? 40 year grudge

i stole this from a furry cuck channel

>be cheating bastard
>fake own death
>have entire new life together with new wife, have property and an airplane
>get caught using the identity of a fisherman that died in 1991
>everything falls apart, get a $2,000,000 child support bill

I don't think I've ever experienced a euphoric relief in this world even close to being in unimaginable pain and getting a shot of Dilaudid (hydromorphone) directly in your veins
It doesn't even make you feel high but damn the pain relief is like nothing else on this planet

What they're hiding from you

The nonbinaries... great coffee makers, I've been told. They/them, they go by... they/them. In Mesopotamian times, they were high priests. Can you believe that? High priests... religious authorities... maybe that's why the coffee is so damn good.