New telegram Mobile UI sucks ass holy shit

Probably the worst it's ever been

Clavicular thought he was tough using a SOUNDBOARD after COOKING Piers Morgan😭

"I find it quite silly that you're with the number one looksmaxxer and instead of asking how you could ascend so your wife wouldn't tweet "When my husband's away, Mr. Sud comes out to play." Maybe if you asked me how to ascend, that would stop happening to you."

Tommy Robinson tried to mock a Somali asylum-seeker, and it backfired because the guy was a true hero who who received a civil medal for bravery in Germany after he tried to help prevent an Afghan man injuring more people with a knife in Aschaffenburg.

i want this twink PREGNANT

This shit is so fucking funny when kirkification has been one of the biggest memes ever lmfao

Charlie Kirk in hell watching his death become the most marketable right wing grift of this fucking century because fuck it why not

Your Dad knows who Drew Pavlou is. Your sister’s boyfriend is a Holocaust denier. Your grandma is reposting a furry Episcopalian meme page. Your cousin thinks you may like Disco Elysium. The Normie is dead, and we killed him.

this is satire now but i swear to god this is going to be a real "feature" soon