he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

I literally just posted on the roof

No 🧢

نمی‌دونم کجا گاسیپ‌ خوندم آبری پلازا و مایکل سرا یه‌بار باهم ازدواج می‌کنن که صرفاً بعدش از هم طلاق بگیرن

فکر نمی‌کنم فکت باشه ولی خب دداس از این کار حمایت می‌کنم

It's a win-win situation

You're either divorcing that person which makes you feel satisfied cause u hate her/him

Or being divorced which makes a u split up hottie who get to bang chicks