this is so true n relatable btw

The portrait of a retard

sniff sniff

…we have to read the book because it will teach us how to avoid the alligator’s jaws, the wolves who wait in the forest, the huge snakes, and how to become birds

sitting and watching everton matches once a week costs more lifespan than smoking 3 packs a day

fuck it once a month

once.

summon the vamp