Hang on

Why is the biscuit limp

when your pregnant wife of three years says she doesn't like the platinum certified hit album three cheers for sweet revenge by leading american emo band my chemical romance so you gotta hit her with the triple talaq at the family function

If I had to choose between a woman and a PS5 I would get a PS2

sexiest thing i've ever seen straight up, mmm look at those VPUs SCREAM

...i think me and one person on reddit are the only people who've noticed Avril Lavigne literally made a song that was pro-roofie

whitehouse.gov looks like a kids website now lmao

European Onion

british food was already bad and then jamie oliver happened

>MENTAL HEALTH IS IMPORTANT WE LOVE MENTAL HEALTH WEEEEE
*kanye's multiple year long continuous manic episode flares up again*
>wtf man mental health isn't an excuse

people when you kill people: grrrrr
people when you kill people but you're far away and you get paid for it and its legal: wow you are a respectable professional

PRESIDENT OF EGYPT SOUNDS LIKE A SISSY NIGGA CHANGE YA NAME