On a long enough timeline schizo shitposting is either proven right about everything or trolls you into the insanity of actually going on Grindr and getting fucked by dudes

🎶It was all a dream, I used to read Gay Times magazine,
Elton John and Freddy Merc up in the limousine,
Playgirl pictures on my wall,
Every Saturday Lance Bass, Boy George, Lady Ga
I let my pants sag ‘til my ass sagged,
Smokin' meth in Cville, sippin' on wine bags,
Way back, when I had the white and black prison pants,
With the hat to match,
Remember Vice News? Duh-ha, duh-ha,
You never thought that Cantwell would take it this far,
Now I’ve got no fans and my Grindr got banned,
Time to get paid by blowin’ up my butt like the World Trade,
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner,
Remember when I used to eat ass for dinner,
Peace to Mikey, Ghoulie, Alt H-Y-P
Greg Johnson, Richard Spencey,
I'm blowin' dudes like you thought I would,
Call the crib, same number, same hood,
It's all good,
And if you don't know, now you know, wigger🎶

I’ve been out of the loop for a minute and came back at precisely the funniest time lol

Cantwell wrote gay erotic literature LMAO. How much of a faggot do you have to be to sit down and write 50 Shades of Gay?

Cantwell has spent entire nights wiping his tears with another man’s ballsack because my posts upset him.

There's another one that I don't have handy where I'm fucking a Jewish tranny and I say

"Whats your ethnic background?"
"Jeeeeeeeew"
"Then why is there a Nazi dick in your ass?"
"Because I wanted it"

Whole thing is pretty fuckin funny.

Charlie Kirk arranged for his own murder so he didn’t have to hear the Cantwell audio. He was a wise man.

I don’t even have to say who posted this

I had a pretty bad October of 2023 but it was nowhere near smoking crack with a cross dresser bad thanks for the perspective Cantwell.

I think Cantwell has ruined meltdowns forever. Nobody’s ever going to top that. Sven would have to kill himself mid-show to even get in that ballpark.

Listen if you didn’t do something, posting a video every two days about you didn’t do it, and about how much the guy that got murdered actually loved you just looks weird lmao

Thank God, Benjamin Netanyahu posted a fourth statement letting us know that Israel had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk’s death. I was on the fence the third time but now I think the fourth time I finally get it.

Israeli continuity of government strategy becomes really funny when you realize it’s heavily predicated on being an extremely heavily armed nuclear state with mandatory military enlistment that is occupying Israel for the sole purpose of trying to spawn camp Jesus when he returns.

One of the symptoms of autism is hyperfixation and a lot of autists hyperfixate on being autistic and hallucinate/self-delude into believing that it’s some type of superpower. It’s not. Tech is really held back by being anchored by autistic hyperfixations, autistic incompetence in business, the phenomenon of ‘nerdsniping’.

You see similar stuff with people with other mental disabilities and drug abuse problems. They all impair judgment, the first thing about impaired judgment is you can’t tell your own judgment is impaired, so you say or do stupid shit and earnestly believe it’s brilliant. It’s only apparent to the outside observer.

would have won a grammy as a ghostwriter but the ghosts told me I was too live

Heh, hey guys, it's just me Alex McNabb, just swooping in after a long day of TROLLING THE FUCK OUT OF THE FORUM. I'm kind of a big celebrity there, love me or hate me baby, everybody's got the MCSTABB on their mind, ya'know? It’s like I just get inside people’s head, play with their thoughts, stir em up, mix em up, shake em up, bake em up, break em up. I see some pleb so-called CHRISTIAN talking some shit so I swoop in and lay down some verses from Nietzsche aka BIG FRED THE CHRIST FLAYER. Maybe you’ve heard of him, maybe you haven’t, but what you don’t know is how badly I’m going to BLOW YOUR MINDS. Perhaps you’ve seen my troll guide. It’s basically the greatest thing ever written but the funny thing is, it won’t protect you from me. Listen here 9/11 troothers and shitlibs, I’ve spent years trolling everyone on Facebook so I know that I’m the man. Just when you think you’ve got me cornered, I serve up a big old SLAB OF MCSTABB and rip you apart like my calf muscles after a 90 mile uphill bike ride (heh, no training wheels on this bad bitch). That’s just how I do it. One minute I’m talking about my favorite episodes of Deep Space Nine, the next I’m making the forum worship me like the god (who obviously doesn’t exist) I am. I see you on the road crying, covered in blood, making a scene. Blood and death don’t phase me, cool and emotionless, I’m LIKE A PSYCHO, but don’t say anything about oppressing women or I’ll get REALLY MAD. Then the troll machine will be unleashed and you’ll really be sorry.

crypto being flooded with and largely owned outright by pedo money shouldn't be surprising to anyone.

most of it was brokered by brock pierce/his firm blockchain capital, that pierce was running epstein money is not at all surprising. epstein was probably his/tether's biggest backer in hindsight.

i was very early to crypto (as a way to play poker online from the US), worked at one of the first companies to do an ICO. left after pierce was going to become the biggest new investor - refused any of the new dirty money and essentially never touched crypto again.

reprehensible industry, worst characters on the planet.

86, he was a fuckin' kid.